But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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