gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is not my ceiling
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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