Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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