If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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