Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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