WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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