super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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