So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
