maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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