At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't deserve a penis
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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