We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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