You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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