I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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