This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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