They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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