He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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