i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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