North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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