i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
