brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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