Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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