She's JV to your varsity
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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