READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
