she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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