So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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