I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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