im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
