they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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