If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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