I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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