Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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