So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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