Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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