please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The beer is more important than you right now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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