yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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