woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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