I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Dicks are not precious.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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