some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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