I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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