He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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