that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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