these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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