hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Randomize