I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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