k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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