Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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