i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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