Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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