i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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