Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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