Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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