i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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