I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I still have a little drunk in my system
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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