Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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