did you get engaged???
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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