My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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