We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
